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Us Magazine is reporting that poor man's Zooey Deschanel and professional me-annoyer Katy Perry is making a vow of celibacy for of the year.  This I could care less about, but this article contains the SCHLAMAZING piece of information that she has a cat named...wait for it...KITTY PURRY.  

IS.  THIS.  4.  REALS? 

If so, that is genius and she deserves the Grammy for meta-naming your cat after yourself.  But not for her music.  Just for the cat.

Bonus points for the rompers tho Katy.